Maybe Next Time
Jess Francis Petrie
Maybe Next Time, 2024
Digital illustration
© Jess Francis Petrie, 2024
Maybe Next Time. Cupid’s taking his shot, but the bunny’s not having it. With one unimpressed face, one smiling daisy, and zero patience for fairy-tale endings, this is your Valentine for when romance is… on hold. Send it to sarcastic crushes, almost-lovers, or anyone who needs a reminder that not every arrow hits.
Jess Francis Petrie
Maybe Next Time, 2024
Digital illustration
© Jess Francis Petrie, 2024
Maybe Next Time. Cupid’s taking his shot, but the bunny’s not having it. With one unimpressed face, one smiling daisy, and zero patience for fairy-tale endings, this is your Valentine for when romance is… on hold. Send it to sarcastic crushes, almost-lovers, or anyone who needs a reminder that not every arrow hits.
From the people who send them
The handwriting doesn't look printed. My mom asked if I'd written it myself. I said yes.
— Blake, LA
Arrived in four days. I'd braced for longer.
— Ian, Chicago
Sent it to a friend I hadn't seen since college. He sent me a photo of it on his side table a week later.
— Dave, Philly
My wife sent it to me on a random Tuesday. No occasion. That was the point.
— Eddie, Tampa
Kept it on my shelf next to my books. Doesn't look out of place. That's the highest compliment I can give a card.
Chelsey, New York
My little brother graduated in May. I live across the country. This was the closest I could get to being there.
— Jared, Chicago
Put one in every welcome bag for a networking event I hosted. Got emails afterward asking how I'd handwritten them all. I told them my secret.
- Carly, Ft. Lauderdale
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