Allegory of Chastity
Jade Van Der Mark
Allegory of Chastity, 2025
Oil on canvas
© Jade Van Der Mark, 2025
Allegory of Chastity, where angels hover, saints pose, and someone brought their handbag to holiness. A riot of reverence, theatrics, and accidental comedy. For the devout, and the doubtful.
Jade Van Der Mark
Allegory of Chastity, 2025
Oil on canvas
© Jade Van Der Mark, 2025
Allegory of Chastity, where angels hover, saints pose, and someone brought their handbag to holiness. A riot of reverence, theatrics, and accidental comedy. For the devout, and the doubtful.
From the people who send them
The handwriting doesn't look printed. My mom asked if I'd written it myself. I said yes.
— Blake, LA
Arrived in four days. I'd braced for longer.
— Ian, Chicago
Sent it to a friend I hadn't seen since college. He sent me a photo of it on his side table a week later.
— Dave, Philly
My wife sent it to me on a random Tuesday. No occasion. That was the point.
— Eddie, Tampa
Kept it on my shelf next to my books. Doesn't look out of place. That's the highest compliment I can give a card.
Chelsey, New York
My little brother graduated in May. I live across the country. This was the closest I could get to being there.
— Jared, Chicago
Put one in every welcome bag for a networking event I hosted. Got emails afterward asking how I'd handwritten them all. I told them my secret.
- Carly, Ft. Lauderdale
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