Christmas goes off-script in Merry Blastmas. The sleigh tips, the reindeer panics, and Santa - sweet Santa - is dangling upside down, held by a new kind of helper. But no one's afraid. The snow still falls, the trees still sparkle, and even the gifts look giddy. This is holiday chaos of the most loving kind. Send this card to remind someone that tradition is overrated - sometimes the best memories come when everything goes delightfully, hilariously wrong.